January 2010
lately i've been more angry than happy :/
“Mahatma Gandhi on Homosexuality”
cursivical:
sugarspun:
unsolvedmysteries:oceanofmind:cingcangkeling:yerawizardharry:
Two gay Englishmen came to Gandhi in the 1930s and asked him what he thought of their relationship.
The Mahatma asked some questions and for a short time fell silent.
Then he said, “The greatest gift God gives us is another person to love.”
Placing the hands of each man in the other’s, he quietly and...
tariff donkey
LJ: it's like a carrot and a stick!
(no one says anything)
LJ: no on'es heard that expression?
All: noo..
LJ: well, say that you have.. a donkey. and you want to get it to move but it won't.. so you use a carrot to sort of bribe it.. and you say "good boy" and you..
Sarah: use the stick to BEAT it?!
LJ: umm.. well..
Happy History Faces
(Walks out of Math)
Audrey: She had a "Happy History" face on.
Me: That's linke an oxymoron.
(Walks by a room and sees Lafawnda)
Me: Oh, look! It's the definition of "happy!"
Audrey: Yeah, she's a bowl of sunshine.
is someone on farmville?!
– sammy
he was also the first president to wear long pants.. it’s his claim to...
– LJ
happy monday
(wind blows really loudly outside)
Julia: I think we should go home..
who opened the door?
JL: So in the classroom folder on the LAN you should find "Intro to the Age of Jackson and..
(classroom door opens by itself)
Sarah: Woah, that's really creepy.
Sam: OMG it's like paranormal activity!
Dana: Demonic forces!
Mary: It's ANDREW JACKSON!
farm animals
Eleni: what does a pig do?
Cecilia: MOOO!
My mom calls them stoptionals.. cause they’re optional stops.
– NEW YORK
This school taught me how to type with my left hand and eat a brownie with my...
– Sammy
What you’ve got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the...
– Your Love is My Drug by Kesha
my dashboard
is full of quotes and chats from driver’s ed. MLIA.
We don’t pump gas, we pump our fists!
– MEGAN! (via mynameisalix)
DEAR CECILIA
press TEXT
then type random things
then press create post
love audreyy
driver's ed
Mary: Wait don't you want to hear something cool?!
MM: NO.
Do you know how MEAN I am to my mom? You don’t WANT a girl.
– Sammy
Texans are very nice people.
– MOCO (via mynameisalix)
our school speed limit sign is like.. store bought?
– MM
What does EasyBib do? MLIA?
– Audrey (via mynameisalix)
fairies and boats
LJ: New York had a ferry company.
Alix: Wait, FAIRY?!
LJ: Oh, no! FERRY as in BOATS.